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Dear Fairless, there are many motorcycle shows in my area & I sometimes attend, but I have never displayed at any show. I have inquired about the cost of booth space & it always seems it’s too much money to justify the expense. I mean, if I paid the money for the booth space then I have to pay employees to work that space which could run into overtime for a full weekend. I’m just afraid that I would spend all that money & it wouldn’t do me any good. What do you think?
Signed: Concerned in Southern California .
Dear Concerned, WTF is wrong with you? Do this, try to put your little chicken shit thoughts aside for just a minute & try really, really hard to think like a big boy business owner. Let me help you out here. Maybe you should write this down so it makes more sense to you. Let’s see, who attends motorcycle shows? Uh, motorcycle enthusiasts? YES! Who is your target audience? Uh, motorcycle enthusiasts? YES AGAIN. Ok, now we’re getting somewhere, I hope I haven’t lost you yet. Listen, the object of this game is to get your company out in front of as many potential customers as possible. I would venture to say that a motorcycle show is one of the best places to get in front of a large number of potential customers, at least in Texas
Good luck Pal.
RF
Dear Fairless, I don’t know what to do. I have owned my motorcycle shop for 10 years now & business sucks. Business was bad enough, but about a year ago a new, fancy shop opened up 5 miles from me & they have taken what little business I had. We sell used bikes, offer a full line of parts, sell motorcycle clothing, leathers, helmets, accessories & I have a full service center where we work on all American made motorcycles. It’s already cold here in New England & if business doesn’t pick up in a hurry then I probably won’t make it until spring.
HELP! Signed: Down & Out in New England .
Dear Down & Out, the way I see it is you’re down but not quite out, yet. So, first thing you need to do is to dry your stupid little eyes, wipe your snotty, crybaby nose & put your big boy pants on & follow these instructions! Ok, now, can you quit bawling enough to fight for your business? The only way you’re gonna survive is to take your business back from Mr. Fancy shop & get some new customers as well. I’d grab that new fancy shop by it’s fat f’n throat & choke the piss out of those pricks (figuratively & well, literally too!). It’s called OLD FASHIONED HARD WORK & 200% COMMITMENT & that’s the only way you are gonna win this war & mark my word, YOU ARE IN THE MIDDLE OF A WAR! Now, are you ready to fight back? It will mean changing your lazy ass lifestyle, drastically! Ask yourself these questions: Am I open 7 days a week? Fairless is open 8 days a week! Do I open early & stay late? Fairless opens at 9am EVERY DAY & Fairless closes at 7pm EVERYDAY & Fairless is the one who turn the key both ways – EVERYDAY. I get to work EVERY DAY at 6am & I go home at 7:30pm EVERYDAY. I am the guy that personally greets my customers when they enter my store. Are you? Do you take days off? Fairless don’t…EVER! If I’m not at my shop then I am out of town at a motorcycle show. I worked 20 years for Glidden Paint Co. & 16 years here at Strokers & I have NEVER, EVER ONCE CALLED IN SICK! Have you ever called in sick? I learned many years ago that laying on the couch with a box of Kleenex don’t pay much! These are some of the work ethics that you will need to adapt to survive in this horse shit economy! Here’s some other things you should adapt: You need to be open when your customers are off work – that means Saturday & Sunday by GOD & I mean until 7pm! We do a first come first serve on service work every Saturday & Sunday & they line up early & often to get repairs done while they wait. People want to deal with the owner so you need to be there & be involved in everything that happens at your joint. What about discounts? I’ve always said I’d rather have a little piece of pie rather than no pie at all! Also, you should customize a few bikes with the parts you want to sell & use them as your catalog. What about bike nights? Do one at your shop at least once a month. It may start out slow, but if you do a good job then it will grow. What about other bike nights around town? HELLO, GO, hand out cards…shake hands…spread the good word! Sell yourself. People don’t do business with companies, people do business with people. Sure, it’s a drastic lifestyle change, but, if you want to stay in this industry, I mean you really, really, love this industry, I mean you live for this industry like I do, then quit f’ing around & get up early & kick that new, fancy shops ass & brother I mean EVERY STINKING DAY! Out work those fools. It’s you against them & you are literally fighting for your chosen livelihood. Yeah, you’ll miss your kids soccer games & you’ll miss sleeping in on the weekends, but you’ll make a living working in an industry that you love. And, if you don’t have that much fight in ya then get your lazy ass outta my industry cause you don’t deserve to be here with the rest of us survivors! Anyway, that’s the way I do it & my shop is very successful, so this is a proven blueprint that works for me. Or, you can just keep doing what you’re doing & I’ll see you next time I drive thru the Burger King. Maybe you can Super Size my order at no extra charge!
I hope ya got all that.
RF
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